Modern-day Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your modern-day philosopher? Our curated collection features witty and inspiring items that reflect a love for deep thinking and creative inquiry. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a clever tee, a cozy pillow, or a striking print, each product celebrates curiosity and insight. Ideal for someone who loves pondering life’s big questions or enjoys sharing their philosophical spirit with playful humor, these gifts make a thoughtful statement for any thoughtful thinker.

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'Does a blog count as being published.' mockup

'Does a blog count as being published.'

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'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'

'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?' mockup

'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'

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'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.' mockup

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

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"Fries with that?"

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"It's as big a turnout as we could manage, Sire. There's so much cynicism these days."

"It's as big a turnout as we could manage, Sire. There's so much cynicism these days." mockup

"It's as big a turnout as we could manage, Sire. There's so much cynicism these days."

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"Wake up! They're Tracking You."

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'Dang. I think my computer needs another update.'

'Dang. I think my computer needs another update.' mockup

'Dang. I think my computer needs another update.'

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Now don't you worry. Your baby will make a smooth transition from pacifier to security blanket to cell phone like most kids.

Now don't you worry. Your baby will make a smooth transition from pacifier to security blanket to cell phone like most kids. mockup

Now don't you worry. Your baby will make a smooth transition from pacifier to security blanket to cell phone like most kids.

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Google, google, google...

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"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..." mockup

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

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"By shutting off the electricity for a while, you'll learn how we rely too much on modern-day conveniences."

"By shutting off the electricity for a while, you'll learn how we rely too much on modern-day conveniences." mockup

"By shutting off the electricity for a while, you'll learn how we rely too much on modern-day conveniences."

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"Did he give it all to the poor, or just the after salary and expenses part?"

"Did he give it all to the poor, or just the after salary and expenses part?" mockup

"Did he give it all to the poor, or just the after salary and expenses part?"

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Subscription cards

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"Are you sure you can't remember your PIN?"

"Are you sure you can't remember your PIN?" mockup

"Are you sure you can't remember your PIN?"

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"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?" mockup

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

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"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors." mockup

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

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'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.' mockup

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

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The Googler

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"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?" mockup

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

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"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??" mockup

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

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"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll." mockup

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

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Screen Time vs Book Time

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"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent." mockup

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

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"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!" mockup

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

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'Can I download that as a PDF?'

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"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses." mockup

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7 mockup

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments' mockup

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

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'I'd go back if I were you.'

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'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.' mockup

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

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'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.' mockup

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

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"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone." mockup

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

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"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain." mockup

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

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"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?" mockup

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

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"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning." mockup

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

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Modern-day Philosopher Gifts Collection

Modern-day Philosopher Mugs

Enjoy exploring our collection of mugs designed for the modern thinker, blending humor and insight in every sip.

Modern-day Philosopher Pillows

Relax with our thoughtful collection of pillows that add a bit of philosophical fun to any living space.

Modern-day Philosopher Prints

Decorate your space with inspiring prints that echo the curiosity and wit of modern philosophical ideas.

Modern-day Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our stylish t-shirts that celebrate the wit and curiosity of modern philosophers, perfect for everyday inspiration.