Contemporary Philosopher T-Shirts

"Well, sure I'd like to instill the values of hard work and discipline, but that takes hard work and discipline."

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

'Consumer Society'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Humans...What is their purpose?

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Ban on Free Speech

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The Googler

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Voltaire

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"It's such a lovely day!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.