Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the philosopher in your life? Our collection offers clever and humorous items that celebrate deep thinking and philosophical musings, perfect for inspiring their next great idea or simply adding a touch of wit to their space.

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"There is no justice in the world." mockup

"There is no justice in the world."

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"The meaning of life is cats."

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"Nothing happens next. This is it." mockup

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

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The mind-body problem

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Evolution or Creation? A Compromise mockup

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

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"Are we speaking to Mr Duck or Mr Rabbit?"

"Are we speaking to Mr Duck or Mr Rabbit?" mockup

"Are we speaking to Mr Duck or Mr Rabbit?"

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'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?' mockup

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

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"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?" mockup

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

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"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason." mockup

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

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Philosopher trading cards.

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"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes."

"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes." mockup

"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes."

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"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure." mockup

"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

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Discussion on Kierkegaard.

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"If I knew the meaning of life, would I be sitting in a cave in my underpants?"

"If I knew the meaning of life, would I be sitting in a cave in my underpants?" mockup

"If I knew the meaning of life, would I be sitting in a cave in my underpants?"

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Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles mockup

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

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Niccolo Machiavelli

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The Emersons at Home

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Complexity Made Simple.

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"Are we there yet?"

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'Who was first?'

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Ethics ethics.

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Philosophers On Strike

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"There can be no peace until they renounce their Rabbit God and accept our Duck God."

"There can be no peace until they renounce their Rabbit God and accept our Duck God." mockup

"There can be no peace until they renounce their Rabbit God and accept our Duck God."

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'You know, when you get right down to it, most consequences are unintended.'

'You know, when you get right down to it, most consequences are unintended.' mockup

'You know, when you get right down to it, most consequences are unintended.'

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Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why?

Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why? mockup

Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why?

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'I have a homepage, therefore I am.' mockup

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

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'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.' mockup

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

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'What's it all about?'

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'I hope we're not going to have the same old argument.'

'I hope we're not going to have the same old argument.' mockup

'I hope we're not going to have the same old argument.'

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'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. I am a cat.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. I am a cat.' mockup

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. I am a cat.'

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Stuff between birth and death

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Karl Marx

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'You know what I'm looking forward to? -- hindsight.'

'You know what I'm looking forward to? -- hindsight.' mockup

'You know what I'm looking forward to? -- hindsight.'

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Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties! mockup

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

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'Make me one with everything.'

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Philosopher Gifts Collection

Philosopher Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for philosophers—perfect for those who love their coffee with a side of wit and wisdom.

Philosopher Pillows

Check out our philosophy-themed pillows—adding a layer of humor and intelligence to any sofa or bed.

Philosopher Prints

Discover prints that celebrate philosophy, perfect for inspiring thought or sparking conversation in any room.

Philosopher T-Shirts

Browse our collection of philosophical t-shirts—ideal for expressing deep thoughts or clever insights with style.