Philosopher Pillows

"There is no justice in the world."

"The meaning of life is cats."

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

The mind-body problem

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Are we speaking to Mr Duck or Mr Rabbit?"

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

Philosopher trading cards.

"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes."

"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

Discussion on Kierkegaard.

"If I knew the meaning of life, would I be sitting in a cave in my underpants?"

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Niccolo Machiavelli

The Emersons at Home

Complexity Made Simple.

"Are we there yet?"

'Who was first?'

Ethics ethics.

Philosophers On Strike

"There can be no peace until they renounce their Rabbit God and accept our Duck God."

'You know, when you get right down to it, most consequences are unintended.'

Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why?

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'What's it all about?'

'I hope we're not going to have the same old argument.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. I am a cat.'

Stuff between birth and death

Karl Marx

'You know what I'm looking forward to? -- hindsight.'

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

'Make me one with everything.'