Creative Philosopher Gifts

Cut out and keep Socrates.

Drugs War Poet

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

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'I ink, therefore I am....'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

' A good idea '

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"She's been so creative lately."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Empty box of ideas

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Eureka!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'