Artistic Philosopher Gifts

Cross section through the Art Virus.

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

Portrait of the Artist as a Wanker

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

'I just paint what I see.'

'I know a lot about art.. that's why I don't collect it.'

'You're making my job much harder.'

Piano being held up by a bust.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"How's your web cartoon going?"

ARchie Smith cartoonist

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

High School Schedule

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'Mind if I join you?'

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

RBG, RGB, CMYK

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"Now who's being judgy?"

Steam of Consciousness