Artistic Philosophers Gifts

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"Now who's being judgy?"

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"It's too academic."

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

'What the hell is this the age of?'

'I like it.'

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."