God creates a square world.
Artful Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves to ponder the mysteries of life and enjoys a bit of creative flair? Our artful philosopher collection offers thoughtfully designed products that celebrate curiosity, insight, and creative thinking. Whether it's for a fellow thinker, a creative soul, or someone who enjoys intellectual humor, these gifts combine cleverness with a stylish touch, making every item a conversation starter.
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.
'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'
Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"
'Intelligent Design? My arse!'
Smart Ass - Wise Ass
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
Ban on Free Speech
Humans...What is their purpose?
"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."
College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!
"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"
Historical memory is on life support.
"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."
Voltaire
Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)
Jean-Paul Sartre
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"
'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'
"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
"So, what did you do at charter school today?"
Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.
"It's such a lovely day!"
"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."
What's normal?
God Sneezes Out Creation
Artful Philosopher Gifts Collection
Artful Philosopher Mugs
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Artful Philosopher Pillows
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Artful Philosopher Prints
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Artful Philosopher T-Shirts
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