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Cross section through the Art Virus.

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

'I just paint what I see.'

'I know a lot about art.. that's why I don't collect it.'

'You're making my job much harder.'

Piano being held up by a bust.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"How's your web cartoon going?"

ARchie Smith cartoonist

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

High School Schedule

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

Steam of Consciousness

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

"It's too academic."