Creative Philosopher Pillows

Cut out and keep Socrates.

Drugs War Poet

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

I think therefo...

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Ironic, isn't it? I mean...for a guy who always prided himself on thinking outside the box.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"Is this your joke of an idea?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

' A good idea '

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"She's been so creative lately."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Empty box of ideas

Eureka!

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.