New Age Philosopher Pillows

You' ll pleased to know that I'm in complete harmony with my bowels.

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'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

New Age Store.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

This Year's Spa

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

The Inner Dog.

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

Balding Autumn Tree.

Mall of ages

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Californians Abroad.

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.'

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

Glass/Cans/Geriatrics.

Venus Fly Trap

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

"Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for you."

'Edward turned on the bathroom light only to find his father staring back at him.'

A long way towards retirement...