New Age Spirit Pillows

In the future, humans will be able to concentrate their auras to specific body parts, and even read by them!

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'He's maturing early.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

New Age Store.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

This Year's Spa

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

Whatever!

The Inner Dog.

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

Dog Teenagers

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

Californians Abroad.

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Connect This, Woo-Woos

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

The Chameleon Spa

Yogi Mayor

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

Venus Fly Trap

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."