New Age Spirit T-Shirts

In the future, humans will be able to concentrate their auras to specific body parts, and even read by them!

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'He's maturing early.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

New Age Store.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

This Year's Spa

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

Whatever!

The Inner Dog.

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

Dog Teenagers

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

Californians Abroad.

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Connect This, Woo-Woos

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

The Chameleon Spa

Yogi Mayor

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

Venus Fly Trap

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."