New Age Beliefs T-Shirts

Venus Fly Trap

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

This Year's Spa

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

The Inner Dog.

The New Age Dentist.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

Californians Abroad.

New Age Pit Bull

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

The Chameleon Spa

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"