New Age Believers T-Shirts

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

This Year's Spa

The ten ammendments

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"I have an app for that."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

The Inner Dog.

The New Age Dentist.

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

Californians Abroad.

Connect This, Woo-Woos

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

New Age Pit Bull

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

Yogi Mayor

The Chameleon Spa

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

'I want to tap into my higher self.'