New Age Believers Pillows

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

New Age Store.

This Year's Spa

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

The ten ammendments

"I have an app for that."

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

The Inner Dog.

The New Age Dentist.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Californians Abroad.

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

New Age Pit Bull

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

The Chameleon Spa

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."