New Age Follower Pillows

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

New Age Store.

This Year's Spa

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

The Inner Dog.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

The New Age Dentist.

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

Connect This, Woo-Woos

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Californians Abroad.

New Age Pit Bull

God throwing bricks on city

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'Hey - enlighten up!'

Lost santa and reindeer.

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

The Chameleon Spa

Yogi Mayor

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

Venus Fly Trap

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

For Witches of a Certain Age

"Our integrated approach to medicine skillfully combines an array of holistic alternative treatments with a sophisticated computerized billing service."