New Age Follower Mugs

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

New Age Store.

This Year's Spa

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

The Inner Dog.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

The New Age Dentist.

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Californians Abroad.

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

God throwing bricks on city

New Age Pit Bull

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

Lost santa and reindeer.

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

The Chameleon Spa

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

Venus Fly Trap

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

For Witches of a Certain Age

"Our integrated approach to medicine skillfully combines an array of holistic alternative treatments with a sophisticated computerized billing service."

'This would make a great back massager.'