'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'
New Age Believers Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the soul of a new age believer? Our collection features playful and meaningful products that combine spirituality, self-awareness, and a touch of humor. Perfect for those embracing alternative lifestyles and spiritual growth.
'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'
'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'
New Age Store.
'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.
This Year's Spa
The ten ammendments
'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'
"I have an app for that."
'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'
'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'
The Inner Dog.
The New Age Dentist.
'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''
"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."
"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'
"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."
"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."
Californians Abroad.
Connect This, Woo-Woos
"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."
Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center
New Age Pit Bull
'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'
'Hey - enlighten up!'
'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'
Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.
'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'
"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."
"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."
Yogi Mayor
The Chameleon Spa
"We're still working out the numerology for a name."
"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."
'I want to tap into my higher self.'
New Age Believers Gifts Collection
New Age Believers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for new age believers—perfect for daily rituals, meditation, or sharing a mindful moment with humor.
New Age Believers Pillows
Find soft, spirited pillows for adding a dose of calm and comedy to their space, ideal for meditation corners or cozy corners.
New Age Believers Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that celebrate new age beliefs—perfect for decorating any space with energy and positivity.
New Age Believers T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts for spiritual explorers—fun, fashionable, and perfect for spreading positive vibes wherever they go.