New Age Skeptic Pillows

"Our integrated approach to medicine skillfully combines an array of holistic alternative treatments with a sophisticated computerized billing service."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

New Age Store.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

This Year's Spa

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

The Inner Dog.

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Californians Abroad.

House of Wishful Thinking

Doing Something About the Weather

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

Connect This, Woo-Woos

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"