New Age Skeptic T-Shirts

"Our integrated approach to medicine skillfully combines an array of holistic alternative treatments with a sophisticated computerized billing service."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

New Age Store.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

This Year's Spa

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

The Inner Dog.

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

Californians Abroad.

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

House of Wishful Thinking

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

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