New Age Therapy T-Shirts

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

New Age Store.

This Year's Spa

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

The Inner Dog.

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Connect This, Woo-Woos

Californians Abroad.

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"It's from the We Experience Parenthood More Fully Than You collection."

Yogi Mayor

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

The Chameleon Spa

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Venus Fly Trap

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"