New Age Dreamer T-Shirts

Healing Crystals

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Pipe Dream.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'