New Beginnings Dreamer T-Shirts

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

The fate of the emigrant

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Giraffe Portrait

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'He's working on a lullaby.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."