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Father Time wishes Baby New Year luck.

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Heavens, what have I done?!"

The arrival of 2013.

'I'm retired and decided to have a fresh start.'

"Losing my job at the factory was the best thing that ever happened to me"

Fasten your seatbelts

New Year 2020

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

The Inner Dog.

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

Janus 2021

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Springtime rabbits.

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

The New Age Dentist.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"