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'My life is so awesome! I've got a starter job, starter house and a starter husband.'

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Who's a cutey?

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Happy Days are here again

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

Springtime rabbits.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Janus 2021

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Do-over

Houdini re-incarnated.

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'Remember, my son -- the longest journey begins with a single slither.'

Birth of a shy/paranoid bird.

Every Day is a Gift