New Beginnings Advocate T-Shirts

'All in favor of turning our back on the past say ‘aye'.'

'You've got to be brave now... I'm not going to leave you in 2009!'

New divorcee says to former husband: 'Bye now, pay later.'

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

Bouncing baby

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Janus 2021

Happy Days are here again

Springtime rabbits.

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."