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"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Moving in

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Cheerleaders

Janus 2021

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

Off to a bad start.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

At the Brew-haha Comedy Club

Springtime rabbits.

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Happy Days are here again

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

'Superbaby...More powerful than an electric breast pump!'