Lover Of New Beginnings Gifts

'My life is so awesome! I've got a starter job, starter house and a starter husband.'

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Who's a cutey?

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

At the Brew-haha Comedy Club

Off to a bad start.

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

Springtime rabbits.

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Happy Days are here again

Janus 2021

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

Do-over

Houdini re-incarnated.

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

Birth of a shy/paranoid bird.

Every Day is a Gift