Embracing New Beginnings Gifts

Houdini re-incarnated.

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Off to a bad start.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

At the Brew-haha Comedy Club

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

Springtime rabbits.

Happy Days are here again

Janus 2021

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

Live, laugh, love

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

Do-over

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'