New Beginnings Enthusiast Gifts

'So what's new?' 'Everything.'

Father Time wishes Baby New Year luck.

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Heavens, what have I done?!"

The arrival of 2013.

'I'm retired and decided to have a fresh start.'

"Losing my job at the factory was the best thing that ever happened to me"

Fasten your seatbelts

"I was let go."

New Year 2020

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

The Inner Dog.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Springtime rabbits.

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"Today is the day I start the new me!"