Janus 2021
New Beginnings Seeker Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful way to encourage a friend or loved one embarking on a new journey? Our creative gifts for new beginnings seekers combine humor and inspiration, helping them embrace change with positivity. Whether it’s a fresh start in a new city, a career leap, or a personal transformation, these products are designed to inspire hope and enthusiasm. Discover witty mugs, uplifting prints, or cozy pillows that remind them that every ending is just a new beginning.
New Year - Baby: Out with the old and in with the new. Skeleton: This is unfair dismissal!
"Good game."
The fate of the emigrant
"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."
"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."
Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."
"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"
'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'
"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'
'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'
'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'
'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'
'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'
'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'
Zenemies.
A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
'The meaning of life is dog food.'
"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'
"Needs to get a life"
"All we have left is standing room only."
Astral Projection
A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...
"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"
"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"
He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!
Tiny Visions
My God, I need to fart.
"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."
'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'
New Beginnings Seeker Gifts Collection
New Beginnings Seeker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating new beginnings—perfect for inspiring fresh starts and brightening mornings with a touch of humor and positivity.
New Beginnings Seeker Pillows
Add a cozy touch to any space with pillows designed for new beginnings. Uplifting messages and cheerful designs to keep spirits high.
New Beginnings Seeker Prints
Find inspiring prints to celebrate fresh starts. Perfect for framing and reminding loved ones that each ending opens the door to new adventures.
New Beginnings Seeker T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that inspire confidence and hope as you step into your next chapter. Fun, motivational designs perfect for starting something new.