New Beginnings Ponderer Gifts

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.'

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Totalitarian Humour

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Happy Days are here again

Janus 2021

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

Springtime rabbits.

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.