Beginning Anew Gifts

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Set sail

Wishing Well

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

Happy Days are here again

Springtime rabbits.

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Janus 2021

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

Live, laugh, love

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Do-over