Starting Anew Gifts

"Let's tow the trailer to a new state and make a fresh start."

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

'It's like this, Harry -- I'm in the full bloom of life, and I don't need any more of your fertilizer.'

Homage to ex-husband.

'It's all over - I want to turn over a new leaf.'

'Things don't seem the same since the hurricane passed through.'

Easter egg on Easter island breaking open to reveal a baby Easter island statue

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Oh no. It's my ex with his new girlfriend. I'd hate him to see how desperate I've become."

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Wishing Well

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Set sail

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Springtime rabbits.

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Off to a bad start.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Happy Days are here again

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."