Fresh Starts Gifts

New Year baby

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Wishing Well

The First Day Back

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Happy Days are here again

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Springtime rabbits.

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

Do-over

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."