Fresh Start Adventurer Gifts

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Today we learned to count to one.

I think you're ace

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"It's going to be one of those days."

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

A Learning Curve.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

2020

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'