New Start Gifts

'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'

Martha felt relieved after her outing.

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Big Bang Theory.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Welcome."

The First Day Back

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Happy Days are here again

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

At the Brew-haha Comedy Club

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

Off to a bad start.

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Springtime rabbits.

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."