New Start Pillows

'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'

Martha felt relieved after her outing.

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Welcome."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

The First Day Back

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Happy Days are here again

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

Springtime rabbits.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"Well, there goes summer..."