New Beginning Pillows

"Don't waste your howl on the moon—emigrate!"

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Better times ahead.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Set sail

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

Janus 2021

Happy Days are here again

Springtime rabbits.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

Do-over

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

Houdini re-incarnated.

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