New Beginning T-Shirts

"Don't waste your howl on the moon—emigrate!"

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Great --- Starting from scratch again.

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Better times ahead.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Set sail

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

Off to a bad start.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Springtime rabbits.

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

At the Brew-haha Comedy Club

Happy Days are here again

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Janus 2021

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Do-over

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."