Starting Fresh Pillows

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

"Planning a few changed for the new year?"

"Let's do it! Let's move to Nicaragua!"

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"That's right. We're moving to the 'formerly' lucky country."

'It's over Tom. You're too clingy.'

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

Garlic Free Zone.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Wishing Well

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

'What we have here is a hostage situation - There's a thin person inside you screaming to get out.'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

"I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't what they used to be."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.