Starting Over Pillows

"You're getting a second chance—you'll go back, start over and this time, try to have some fun."

"Recently separated."

"It was very amicable—I gave her everything."

"I think we should start seeing other people."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"I feel like a new man!"

'What fresh hell is this? I just spent 50 grand on hair plugs.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

The First Day Back

Wishing Well

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

"Well, there goes summer..."

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

PEP TALKS!

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

2020

'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

New Year baby

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'All in favor of turning our back on the past say ‘aye'.'

'I don't know why we're starting school so soon. My mom hasn't even reached the end of her rope.'

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."