Starting Over Prints

"You're getting a second chance—you'll go back, start over and this time, try to have some fun."

"Recently separated."

"It was very amicable—I gave her everything."

"I think we should start seeing other people."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"I feel like a new man!"

'What fresh hell is this? I just spent 50 grand on hair plugs.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

The First Day Back

Wishing Well

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

"Well, there goes summer..."

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

PEP TALKS!

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

2020

'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

New Year baby

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'I don't know why we're starting school so soon. My mom hasn't even reached the end of her rope.'

'All in favor of turning our back on the past say ‘aye'.'

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'