Fresh Starts Pillows

New Year baby

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Wishing Well

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

The First Day Back

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

Happy Days are here again

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

Off to a bad start.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

At the Brew-haha Comedy Club

Springtime rabbits.

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Do-over

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"Well, there goes summer..."