Fresh Start Seekers Pillows

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'Hey... all I want is a fair chance for a fresh start, okay?'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

Wishing Well

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Amateur Palmist

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

Wow. You're amazing!

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Janus 2021

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Cat and the Eight Ball.

Strive for Excellence

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

"I'll be right back."

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

Palm Reader...

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

Horoscope - Look out for Large Windfall (Man crushed by giant apple).

2020

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

'Understand Briggs, it is not enough to fail - others must succeed.'

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

"Being nice to people on the way up didn't work!"

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."