Fresh Start Seekers T-Shirts

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'Hey... all I want is a fair chance for a fresh start, okay?'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

Wishing Well

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

Amateur Palmist

Wow. You're amazing!

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

Janus 2021

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Cat and the Eight Ball.

Strive for Excellence

"I'll be right back."

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

Palm Reader...

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

Horoscope - Look out for Large Windfall (Man crushed by giant apple).

2020

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

"Being nice to people on the way up didn't work!"

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

New Year baby

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

'Understand Briggs, it is not enough to fail - others must succeed.'

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"