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'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Oligarchy

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Joe Biden

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Wishing Well

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'Honey, this the start of a fantastic career! Lunchtime is over and I still haven't been fired!'

One after another

"Hogsworth, I'm starting my son at the bottom. No executive washroom key until he breaks 90."

PEP TALKS!

'There's always optimism with new management.'

Refugees Crisis

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"

2020

'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'M'Lud, I know this is your first day, but I think you need to stop shouting I AM THE LAW!'

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!