Fresh Start Seeker T-Shirts

Change lanes now?

'I love what you have done with the place since the divorce.'

"I should get going. I need to get up early and completely change everything about my life."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

Day one, post grad

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

Wishing Well

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Amateur Palmist

Janus 2021

Wow. You're amazing!

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

"We don't have anything right now, but we'll put you on standby."

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

Cat and the Eight Ball.

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

"I'll be right back."

Palm Reader...

'Your ad said you were looking for a people person.'

Horoscope - Look out for Large Windfall (Man crushed by giant apple).

'I'm the boss who promised change...Griswell, you're fired! Segmott, you have Griswell's job.'

2020

'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'