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'I hope we can still be friends.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Useless add-ons.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Mohammad's motors

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"It is my place!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Toenail clipping missile.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.